The Life and Times of Lord Coconut
Little is known about the early life of the man we have come to know as Lord Coconut. Even his exact date of birth is a source of contention among scholars. The legends that surround Lord Coconut are plentiful, but hard documentary evidence of who the man was is scarce, and that which we do have is either potentially biased or pure fiction.
It is agreed that Lord Coconut was a member of the British aristocracy.